dw:

i hate when you become self-aware of yourself blinking

avolating:

do u ever love a celebrity so much it makes you sad

(Source: timid)

— (1/365) by (KJ)

(Source: kjpoems)

hedonikos:

struggle from da womb to da tomb

omidspissedoffcat:

my blogging technique is staying gone for a while and then posting 20 posts persecond

santanist:

tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys

sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying

dulect:

if you gave me $1000 to spend I would still click lowest to highest price

yamsy:

raptorific:

Comparing your relationship to Romeo and Juliet to express how in love you are is kind of like using Hamlet to demonstrate how close and well-adjusted your family life is

*laughs tastefully*